I am Evil. Sort of.
I was talking with my daughters the other day, they were reminiscing about stuff from their school days. Somehow we got onto the topic of...
I'm Thankful
We have a tradition in our family. On thanksgiving we gather together (as many of us as can) and sit around the table eating. While we...
The Importance of Good Posture
Excerpt from “Universal Guide to Galactic Etiquette, with Practical Hints for Every Social Occasion” by Sensei Eureka Starlight. Good...
Expiration Dates
Okay, so since when did education have an expiration date? I know people are weird, but this is too weird. I've got two kids still in...
Pigeon Attack!
The worst thing about cities is the pigeons. Normal birds fly off when you approach, or at least walk away. City pigeons will mug you for...
Another One of Those Days
Just one of those days. Well, the other evening could have gone better. The day hadn’t been too bad. When I woke up I still wasn’t...
It's Nearly Over!
I hate election season. I hate the inane commercials. I hate candidates claiming that that the world will end if we don’t elect them, and...
In Which I Argue with the Election Ad
I saw an election ad today, not that unusual this time of year. I won’t bore you with the details, just confess that I talk back to the...